Welcome, you sophisticated, house-hunting connoisseur. You could have been anywhere on the internet, but you're here. Reading this. Which means, deep down, you know you deserve more than just a house. You deserve a lifestyle upgrade. And friend, do I have the four-walled jackpot for you. I present The St. John 'D', a home so stunning, it practically winks at you when you walk through the door. This three-level Craftsman masterpiece offers three levels of pure, unfiltered awesomeness-perfect for casual living, formal entertaining, and pretending you have your life together. This home was built for effortless entertaining and everyday luxury, featuring an open-concept layout that seamlessly connects formal and casual living spaces-it's packed with more charm than a golden retriever wearing a bowtie-and that's just the tip of the iceberg (just kidding, don't worry, the pool is heated!) - A Chef's Kitchen - Equipped with everything you need to cook a five-star meal. or just stare at while waiting for your DoorDash to arrive. - A Dining Room - For fancy dinner parties, casual brunches, and inevitable debates about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie. - A Family Room with a Fireplace - The perfect place to gather, unwind, and pretend you're not just scrolling TikTok. - A Fully Finished Basement - A choose-your-own-adventure situation. In-law suite? Movie theater? Secret lair? You decide. The Owner's Suite: Where You Become Royalty This isn't just a bedroom. It's a private sanctuary with a resort-style bath, his & hers closets, and a balcony where you can sip coffee like a mysterious billionaire plotting their next move. And then. The Pool. Oh, you like pools? How about a massive, jaw-dropping, resort-level paradise featuring a grotto, a slide, tiki-hut, and enough space to host the most legendary cannonball contest of all time? It's basically your own private water park-seriously. If this pool were any cooler, it would have its own Netflix special. Other Reasons This House Wins at Life: - Knotty Pine Floors & Plantation Shutters - Because you deserve more than just "nice." - A Corner Lot with a backyard so cool, they should charge admission. - Located in the Highly-Coveted Cartersville City School District -For when people inevitably ask, "But how are the schools?" WARNING: If you don't act fast, someone else will live here, and you'll be forced to drive by and whisper "that could have been me" every time.